The first chapter of a loop-de-loop platformer in which you control Maximillian Wurst, silver-tongued poet and abject moron, as he pursues a fantasy that wants nothing to do with him. Escape Father Time! Shoot as many Chadwicks as you can! Stumble along with poison coursing through your lily liver!

Play as Maximillian Wurst, a grandiloquent poetaster who is in pursuit of the resistant, fiesty Fialova (and by "fiesty" I mean "understandably outraged"). Fialova cannot stand Max for the simple reason that he is, as the Spanish would say, a douchebag. Does that deter Max? Only you can decide! It's all up to you! But actually, no.