It's a typical Wednesday. Your asshole of a boss wants you to go grab a crowbar so you can open the generator room before the hotel you work at goes up in flames. So you head down to the hardware store, but they're sold out. Then you step in some broken glass and cut your foot. Then a homeless dude tries to sell you a crappy robot suit. And THEN a necromancer mistakes you for one of her minions and you're stuck in her creepy witch's hut!

Yep, it's just a typical, crappy day on Pen Island...