You remember being a kid. You remember eating your first slice of pizza at the local pizzeria. You remember how the cheese would slip off the crust and onto your new jeans. You remember that one cute employee who refilled your soda a little more than the others. You remember running out of tokens for the arcade and smacking the machines when they didn't work; and you remember how one of the animatronics winked at you and proceeded to flirtatious shake its hips at you the rest of the night.

Oh you don't?

Well, on one night at the Steeze Pizzeria, something like that happened.