Mosey the Pirate is the official Flying Spaghetti Monster action-adventure role-playing game, with the titular Mosey, a Pirate from the FSM canon, as the story's protagonist! Follow Mosey on the adventure that is his life, as he rises from being another lowly, down-on-his-luck short-order cook under the cruel employ of Phil the Night Manager, to becoming the world’s first Pirate, one of the chosen, holiest, and most chill people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Explore an open satirical variant of the ancient Mediterranean, craft an assortment of useful items, manage your own crew as the captain of the mighty Lasagna, combat all sorts of hilariously devious enemeis, and discover the true meaning of being a Pirate!

Mosey, the Pirate Prophet, was the first among many of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Chosen People. His life wasn't always full of Pasta, Sauce, and exciting adventure. He bravely endured hardships of his early days as a short-order cook working in a diner under the cruel rule of Phil the Night Manager.

And endure he did until witnessing how his fellow cooks suffered and deciding not to stand for Phil's tyranny anymore. Under the Flying Spaghetti Monster's inspiration, Mosey bested the Night Manager, led the cooks out of the diner chain, and led them to a life of Piracy, thus fulfilling his destiny to become one of the greatest figures in Pastafarian history. What followed was a life of great adventure, which you can witness for yourself in the game!